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From: john@dicomed.UUCP (John S Salmi)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: *Walt Kurszewski* CAUTION - HIGH FLAME CONTENT
Message-ID: <363@dicomed.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Jan-85 16:42:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 24 16:42:00 1985
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=> Boy, oh boy, are we talking PMS or what?

=> Let me guess...  You weigh over 250 pounds, nobody can stand you at work,
=> and that's why your living with a drunken garbage collector.  You hate
=> those sleazy men with "asinine pick-up lines" because they never try to
=> pick YOU up!  Gosh, all that frustration combined with PMS.  It's no
=> wonder your attitude sucks.

=> BINGO!!  And you're always noticed when the lights come on and the
=> bartender says, "Last call.  Last call for drinks." - IF you're the
=> only female left in the bar AND the remaining men in the bar have had
=> at LEAST a fifth of Jack Daniels!

=> BINGO!!  It looks like one or two brain cells DID survive.

=>*>P.S.  Ray, if you want to continue in this vein, why don't you meet me in
=>*>      net.flame; I read it regularly.

=> I'd like to meet you in a dark alley.  Dad told me never to take on
=> anyone three times my size, but I'll be happy to make an exception
=> for you.

=> I shudder at the thought of your PMS/frustration dribble burning up
=> cycles on hundreds of machines across the country.  That's inhumane
=> to the net.flame readers of the world.  Mail is where this discussion
=> stays.

=> You seem like a net.flame kind of person.  Hot-headed swine.  Please
=> keep your fat head/ass (you've got interchangeable parts) there and
=> out of net.singles.  I'm Chuq's right-hand man and what he says
=> goes - YOU.  Three hundred pound gum-drops belong in Willie Wonka's
=> factory and not in net.singles.

Who the fuck are you??  I don't care if you're Chuq's right hand testicle.
The net definitely does NOT need assholes like you around.  Now, I know
that this IS net.flame, but your apparently unprovoked attack on Helen Anne
is just THE LAST FUCKING STRAW!
            ^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^
 
Have you ever met the woman?  And what is all your preoccupation with PMS?
Do you have deep, dark memories of PMS from childhood?  Does your SO (she??)
take it out on you?  Gimme a break, man.  The shit you are giving her is
just too fucking much.  You wanna exchange insults??  Here's my address.

John Salmi
ihnp4!dicomed!john

I'm waiting, pig.  Perhaps you think I'm overstepping myself. Perhaps you
THINK.  Where do you get all of this stuff you are feeding her?  A fifth
of JD?  You are just full of 'em.  I'm gonna post this to the net AND
mail a copy to you. I usually don't get too riled up, but the contents of
the letters you sent to Helen Anne set me off.  I am waiting for mail, 
flames, etc.... 

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 john salmi    {ihnp4|mgnetp|uwvax}!dicomed!john