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From: belindab@tektronix.UUCP (Belinda Black)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Chain saw joke (may be offensive to persons of Polish descent)
Message-ID: <4839@tektronix.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Jan-85 05:23:46 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 24 05:23:46 1985
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Coming from a "Northwest Logging" family, we got a kick out of this one:

Seems one day two Polish brothers decided to buy a new chain saw to help
them cut wood.  They had always heard that the new chain saws were
remarkable and could easily double or triple the amount of wood cut by
the two brothers with their axes.

The next day after purchasing the new chain saw the brothers brought it
back to the store and complained that they just couldn't seem to cut
more wood then they could with their axes.  The salesman had the chain
saw checked out by the shop and the shop sharpen the chain and generally
couldn't find anything else wrong with the saw.  The two brothers took
their "fixed" chain saw and went back into the woods.

The very next day, however, they were right back in the store with the
same complaint.  The salesman was getting impatient with the two and
decided to see if he could find something wrong with the saw.  He took
the two brothers out in the back with him to check out the saw.  Just
as the salesman started the chain saw the two brothers yelled,

	"What's THAT noise?"   (-: