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Date: Mon, 21-Jan-85 23:14:33 EST
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{                Another Bug Bytes The Bus                }

V gubhtug V zvtug guebj bhg fbzr vafhygf gb gur pebjq.

Fgbyra sebz : "2000 zber vafhygf"

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Gb Rtbgvfgf:

1) Vs ur fubhyq rire punatr uvf snvgu, vg'yy or orpnhfr ur ab ybatre guvaxf
   ur'f Tbq.

2) Vs ur pbhyq rire trg nalbar gb ybir uvz nf zhpu nf ur ybirf uvzfrys, vg
   jbhyq or uvfgbel'f terngrfg ebznapr.

3) Ur nyjnlf jnagf gb or gur pragre bs nggenpgvba.  Jurarire ur tbrf gb n
   shareny, ur'f fbeel ur vfa'g gur pbecfr.

4) Ur unf na nynez pybpx naq n cubar gung qba'g evat - gurl nccynhq.

5) Ur'yy arire trg zneevrq.  Ur pna'g svaq n jbzna jub jvyy ybir uvz nf
   zhpu nf ur qbrf.

6) Ur qbrfa'g ernq obbxf, ybbx ng GI, be yvfgra gb gur enqvb - gurl gnxr
   uvf zvaq bss uvzfrys.

7) Gur uneqrfg frperg fur'f rire unq gb xrrc vf ure bcvavba bs urefrys.

8) Fhprff ghearq uvf urnq, naq yrsg uvz snpvat va gur jebat qverpgvba.

9) Ur xabjf jura na vqrn vf tbbq- jura vg'f bar bs uvf.

10) Gur bayl gvzr fur jba'g ybbx va n zveebe vf jura fur'f chyyvat bhg bs
    n cnexvat fcnpr.

11) Ur nyjnlf uverf crbcyr jub yvxr jung ur yvxrf - uvz.

Gb Qb-abguvatf:

1)  Ur'f n jryy xabja zvenpyr jbexre- vg'f n zvenpyr jura ur jbexf.

2)  Lbh pna gryy ur vfa'g nsenvq bs jbex.  Ybbx ng gur jnl ur svtugf vg.

3)  Uvf obff vf tvivat uvz n envfr.  Uvf fabevat xrrcf gur erfg bs gur
    vzcyblrrf njnxr.

4)  Ur'f n erny fgrnql jbexre.   Vs ur trgf nal fgrnqvre, ur'yy or
    zbgvbayrff.

5)  Ur'f gnxvat gebzobar yrffbaf orpnhfr vg'f gur bayl vafgehzrag ba
    juvpu lbh pna trg naljurer ol yrggvat guvatf fyvqr.

6)  Uvf cenlref ner cevagrq ba gur jnyy.  Ng orqgvzr, ur cbvagf
    gb gurz naq fnlf,  "Ybeq,  cyrnfr ernq gurz."

7)  Gnyx nobhg npphcngvbany unmneqf!  Ur unq n aneebj rfpncr - ur jnf
    bssrerq n wbo jura ur ercbegrq gb cvpx hc uvf harzcyblzrag purpx.

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Fraq zr znvy . . . V   Y B I R  znvy

          Wbfu Fvrtry

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