Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site cci-bdc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!cybvax0!cci-bdc!larry From: larry@cci-bdc.UUCP (Larry DeLuca) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: elephant jokes Message-ID: <124@cci-bdc.UUCP> Date: Mon, 21-Jan-85 17:57:16 EST Article-I.D.: cci-bdc.124 Posted: Mon Jan 21 17:57:16 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 27-Jan-85 04:52:08 EST References: <659@ut-sally.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: Computer Consoles, Inc., Cambridge, MA Lines: 32 > We haven't had many elephant jokes lately.... so > > > Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a plum? > > A: They're both purple except for the elephant! > > > Q: What did Tarzan say when he say the elephants coming? > > A: Here come the elephants! > > > Q: What did Jane say? > > A: Here come the plums! (She was colorblind.) Q: What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? A: He didn't say anything. He didn't recognize them. larry... uucp: ..mit-eddie!cybvax0!cci-bdc!larry arpa: henrik@mit-mc.ARPA -- This mind intentionally left blank.