Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83 (MC830713); site klipper.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!mcvax!vu44!botter!klipper!biep From: biep@klipper.UUCP (J. A. "Biep" Durieux) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: May offend really stupid people... :^) Message-ID: <418@klipper.UUCP> Date: Tue, 22-Jan-85 08:05:26 EST Article-I.D.: klipper.418 Posted: Tue Jan 22 08:05:26 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 27-Jan-85 05:26:34 EST References: <1585@gondor.UUCP> <347@topaz.ARPA> Distribution: net Organization: VU Informatica, Amsterdam Lines: 42 Summary: The third brother In article <347@topaz.ARPA> josh@topaz.ARPA (J Storrs Hall) writes: > > ... >> After a month of make the bell toll with his face, it was finally too >> much for the man. After one particularly beautiful tone, he staggered >> around the bell tower, fell off the ledge, plummeted to the ground, and >> died. As he fell, the mayor of the town and the priest were walking >> below. The man hit the ground right in front of the two. >> >> "Omigod!" cried the mayor. "Who is this poor man?" >> >> To which the priest replied... >> >> "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell." > >I can't resist--here's the rest of the joke: > >The next day another armless man came up to the priest and asked for >the same job. He explained that he was the brother of the dead man. >The priest gave him the job, cautioning him about the dangers. >Nevertheless, soon after the new man also falls off the belfry, >by coincidence, in front of the priest and the mayor. > >"And who's he?" the mayor asks... > >"I don't know," said the priest, "but he's a dead ringer for his brother." > >--JoSH Still forgetting a part: The day after that, the third brother comes and asks for the job. The priest tries to dissuade him from taking it, but the man keeps insisting: "No danger at all: it's completely armless!" -- Biep. {seismo|decvax|philabs}!mcvax!vu44!botter!klipper!biep I utterly disagree with everything you are saying, but I am prepared to fight to the death for your right to say it. --Voltaire