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From: jmd@aluxe.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes, AT&T Bell Labs, Reading, Pa.)
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Subject: STATE NAME JOKES
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Date: Fri, 25-Jan-85 16:01:47 EST
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I am apologizing for these jokes in advance.


Q:  What did Delaware?
A:  A brand New Jersey.

Q:  What did Tennessee?
A:  The same thing Arkansas.