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From: 258ebe@ucla-cs.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Joke schema?
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Date: Wed, 23-Jan-85 12:28:54 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 23 12:28:54 1985
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	       We all do it.....................

   1.  Lawyers do it in their briefs.

   2.  Computer programmers do it logically.

   3.  Bakers do it for the dough.

   4.  Pilots do it to get high.

   5.  Welders do it with hot rods.

   6.  Farmers do it in the dirt.

   7.  Teachers do it with class.

   8.  Undertakers do it with corpses.

   9.  Secretaries do it with their fingers.

  10.  Lifeguards do it on the beach.

  11.  Roofers do it up on top.

  12.  Ranchers do it with cows and sheep.

  13.  Divers do it underwater.

  14.  Hackers do it with UNIX (eunochs).

  15.  Violinists do it with long strokes.

  16. The folks at Smith-Barney do it "the old fashoined way".

   "I'm an entrepreneur: I do it with creativity and originality"