Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site duke.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxb!mhuxn!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!whuxlm!akgua!mcnc!duke!crm From: crm@duke.UUCP (Charlie Martin) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: EE commandments Message-ID: <5321@duke.UUCP> Date: Fri, 25-Jan-85 12:22:25 EST Article-I.D.: duke.5321 Posted: Fri Jan 25 12:22:25 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 28-Jan-85 05:11:45 EST Organization: Duke University Lines: 14 You forgot one... 11. When thou muckkest about with a device in an unthinking and or unkowing manner, thou shalt keep one hand in thy pocket. Better that thou shouldest keep BOTH hands in thy pockets than experimentally determine the electrical potential of an innocent- seeming device. I was taught this one by a Physics professor -- with a Leyden jar. -- Opinions stated here are my own and are unrelated. Charlie Martin (...mcnc!duke!crm)