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From: tom@sunne.uucp (Tom Bialaski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Polar Bear Joke
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Date: Tue, 22-Jan-85 11:24:30 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 22 11:24:30 1985
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How do you catch a polar bear?

First you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some peas around the hole.
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.