Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site reed.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxb!mhuxn!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!zehntel!zinfandel!hplabs!tektronix!reed!omsi From: omsi@reed.UUCP (OMSI) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Has anyone seen... Message-ID: <863@reed.UUCP> Date: Sun, 27-Jan-85 20:24:25 EST Article-I.D.: reed.863 Posted: Sun Jan 27 20:24:25 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 31-Jan-85 01:33:01 EST References: <2717@hplabsb.UUCP> Reply-To: omsi@reed.UUCP (PUT YOUR NAME HERE) Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 14 Summary: And for a few cheap puns: She's so cute I can't resist her (resistor). So I tried to make a pass at her (ma-capacitor). We went to here place but she was only fair at (farad) sex. But she had a well trained sister (transistor), who was amp-le in all respects. How could I re-fuse? To transform-her feelings and make her sign-in waves of ecstacy! Sorry, but off the top of my head... There are those who will find these puns re-volting but in its current form I think it has great potential. Mayhaps others will add to it, make it obzener, and make us laugh till it hertz. Bob Ankeney