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From: trumpler@ucla-cs.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Jewish Humor: Part 11 'Jewish Rabbis
Message-ID: <3475@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Date: Sun, 27-Jan-85 20:16:49 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 27 20:16:49 1985
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References: <55@ISM780.UUCP> <5313@duke.UUCP>
Reply-To: trumpler@ucla-cs.UUCP (Mark Trumpler)
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In article <5313@duke.UUCP> crm@duke.UUCP (Charlie Martin) writes:
>In article <55@ISM780.UUCP> ed@ISM780.UUCP writes:
>>
>>----------
>>
>>This reminds me of a similar joke.
>>
>>Rabbi Baskin, a prominent local Jewish leader, and Rev. Lewis, a
>>prominent Baptist minister lived across from each other in a well-to-do
>>neighbourhood.  Each was very conscious of maintaining the status quo,
>>and one might even say that they were caught up in the "keeping up with
>>the Joneses" syndrome.  No sooner had Rev. Lewis purchased a new John
>>Deere mower/tractor, Rabbi Baskin rushes out and acquires a brand new
>>Bolens riding mower.  The very day that Rabbi Baskin came home with
>>a video recorder, Rev. Lewis was seen at the local video store examining
>>the latest in video technology.
>>
>>Well, one day Rabbi Baskin spies out his living room bay window and
>>notices that Rev. Lewis has traded his Ford LTD in for a brand new Lincoln
>>Continental; not to be outdone, the Rabbi decides that it is time for
>>his 1984 Chrysler New Yorker to be replaced by a 1985 Cadillac De Ville.
>>
>>In the ensuing days, Rabbi Baskin keeps a close eye on his neighbouring
>>Reverend, and one day notices that the pastor is washing his Lincoln,
>>dousing it with generous amounts of fresh water.  Without hesitation, the
>>Rabbi rushes into his garage, emerging with a hacksaw.  Crawling beneath
>>his new Cadillac, he promptly proceeds to cut the end off of the tailpipe.
>>
>>		(think it over a few times)
>>
>>Ed Lycklama
>>decvax!cca!ima!ism780!ed
>
>		Say what?
>
>		I give up... PLEASE tell me what this means.
>-- 
>		Opinions stated here are my own and are unrelated.
>
>				Charlie Martin
>				(...mcnc!duke!crm)

	Each is doing something his religion is known for!
	(Yeah, it does take a while...:-)
						   Mark Trumpler -+-

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