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From: suki@reed.UUCP (Monica Nosek)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: elephant jokes
Message-ID: <868@reed.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 28-Jan-85 22:39:31 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 28 22:39:31 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 31-Jan-85 06:45:21 EST
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
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***LINE THIS MESS WITH YOUR REPLACEAGE***

Q.  Why do elephants have flat feet?

A.  From jumping out of trees.

Q.  Why shouldn't you go into the jungle between 3 and 4 in
the afternoon?

A.  Because that's when the elephants are jumping out of the
trees.

Q.  Why are pygmies so short?

A.  Because they went into the jungle between 3 and 4 in the
afternoon.

Q.  Why do female elephants wear angora sweaters?

A.  So you can tell them from male elephants.

Q.  What did Tarzan say when he walked into the restaurant and
saw an elephant tending bar?

A.  "I didn't know the giraffe sold the place."

Q.  How can you tell if there's an elephant in the elevator
with you?

A.  You can smell the peanuts on his breath.

Q.  How can you tell if there's been an elephant in your
refrigerator?

A.  There are footprints in the pizza.

Q.  Why did the elephants quit their jobs at the factory?

A.  They were tired of working for peanuts.

Q.  Why don't elephants like martinis?

A.  Have YOU ever tried getting an olive out of your nose?!?

Q.  How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood?

A.  These are elephant jokes.  You want woodchuck jokes, go
somewhere else.

Arghhhhh...
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Monica Nosek         Reed College, Portland, OR
               "Double it!"