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From: wjr@utcs.UUCP (William Rucklidge)
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Subject: YAEJ (Yet Another Elephant Joke)
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Date: Thu, 31-Jan-85 13:47:00 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 31 13:47:00 1985
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Here are a few I haven't seen go past yet:

Q: How do you get five elephants into a VW Bug?

A: Two in the front, two in the back, one in the glove compartment.

Q: How do you tell if there's been an elephant in your fridge?

A: Footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?

A: The door won't close.

Q: How do you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?

A: Two elephants in a VW Bug parked outside.

And in a somewhat sillier vein:

Q: How do you tell there's been a mole in your fridge?

A: Motorcycle tracks in the liver paste.

William Rucklidge
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