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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: elephant jokes
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Date: Tue, 29-Jan-85 07:11:50 EST
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Okay, Monica, these are getting pretty bad, but I'll
try some anyway...

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

How do you make an elephant float?
Three hundred gallons of ice cream...

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

How can you tell if a female elephant has been in your bedroom?
Your mattress is gone and there's a dime in its place.

How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.

Cheers,
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