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From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell)
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Subject: Re: The Computer Expert's Glossary (long, probably not worth the effort)
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Date: Wed, 30-Jan-85 01:04:20 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 30 01:04:20 1985
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> Performance:  a statement of the speed at which a computer system
> works.  Or rather, might work under certain circumstances.  Or was
> rumored to be working over in Jersey about a month ago.

Performance is always phenomenal over in Jersey.  The most likely
explanation is the great channel width.

(Hint: nothing New here.)
-- 

    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
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