Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site calmasd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!sdcrdcf!sdcsvax!sdcc3!sdcc6!calmasd!jpm From: jpm@calmasd.UUCP (John McNally) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Jewish Humor: Part 11 'Jewish Rabbis Message-ID: <276@calmasd.UUCP> Date: Mon, 28-Jan-85 13:45:44 EST Article-I.D.: calmasd.276 Posted: Mon Jan 28 13:45:44 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 2-Feb-85 00:37:35 EST References: <55@ISM780.UUCP>, <5313@duke.UUCP> Organization: Calma Company, San Diego, CA Lines: 39 Charlie Martin writes: (From sdcc6!sdcc3!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!mcnc!duke!crm Thu Jan 24) In article <55@ISM780.UUCP> ed@ISM780.UUCP writes: >> >>---------- > >This reminds me of a similar joke. > >Rabbi Baskin, a prominent local Jewish leader, and Rev. Lewis, a >prominent Baptist minister lived across from each other in a well-to-do >neighbourhood. Each was very conscious of maintaining the status quo, >and one might even say that they were caught up in the "keeping up with >the Joneses" syndrome. No sooner had Rev. Lewis purchased a new John etc....(my edit jpm) >In the ensuing days, Rabbi Baskin keeps a close eye on his neighbouring >Reverend, and one day notices that the pastor is washing his Lincoln, >dousing it with generous amounts of fresh water. Without hesitation, the >Rabbi rushes into his garage, emerging with a hacksaw. Crawling beneath >his new Cadillac, he promptly proceeds to cut the end off of the tailpipe. >> >> (think it over a few times) >> >>Ed Lycklama >>decvax!cca!ima!ism780!ed > Say what? > > I give up... PLEASE tell me what this means. > > Charlie Martin > (...mcnc!duke!crm) This is a really stupid joke! :-> The minister baptizes his car, not to be outdone, the rabbi circumcizes (sp?) his!!! -- John McNally Calma 11080 Roselle St. San Diego CA 92121 ...{ucbvax,decvax}!sdcsvax!calmasd!jpm (619)-458-3230