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From: jfh@phs.UUCP (Fran Heidlage)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: STATE NAME JOKES
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Date: Mon, 28-Jan-85 18:38:43 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 28 18:38:43 1985
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	There used to be (I guess there still is) a song about state names.
Some of the pairs used were:
	What did Delaware?	A brand New Jersey
	What did Missip?	A Mint soda
	How did Wiscon sin?	Stole a New brass key
	Were has Ora gon?	To pay Texas
	How did Flora die?	In Missouri (misery)
	Why did Cala phone ya?	To ask How a' ya (this one is stretching it)
	What did Ida hoe?	Her merry land

That's all I can remember right now, but I guess I got the Maine idea across.

						Cheers,
						Fran Heidlage
						duke!phs!jfh