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From: nemo@rochester.UUCP (Wolfe)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Fecolaughs (may be offensive but no rot13)
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Date: Wed, 30-Jan-85 20:25:51 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 30 20:25:51 1985
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A drunk wandered into a bar, already obviously inebriated.  Pounding the
counter with his fist, he demanded, "Gimme a gin!"
The barkeep, not wishing to be sued by some grief-stricken litiginous parent
of another victim of DWI replied, "Sure pal, for you we've got three kinds 
of gin - oxygen, hydrogen and nitrogen."
Not amused, the drunk retorted, "Oh yeah?  Well there's three kinds of turd
here too - musturd, custurd and you, you shit!"

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