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From: bcn@mit-eddie.UUCP (Clifford Neuman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Airplane Joke
Message-ID: <3541@mit-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 1-Feb-85 21:25:08 EST
Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.3541
Posted: Fri Feb  1 21:25:08 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 4-Feb-85 05:33:22 EST
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA
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With the airfares as low as they have been recently, airlines
will soon have to turn to new ways of making money.  In the
next few years, as we sit on the runway waiting to take off we
may hear the following over the loudspeaker:

  In the event of emergency an oxygen mask will drop from the
  compartment above your head.  If this should happen you should
  immediately insert 50 cents into the slot on your right and
  place the mask over your nose and mouth.  If you do not have
  the correct change ask the stewardess for assistance.

--
Clifford Neuman
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