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From: dbrown@watarts.UUCP (Dave Brown)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: May be offensive to those of the cristian faith.
Message-ID: <8227@watarts.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 4-Feb-85 22:12:16 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb  4 22:12:16 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 5-Feb-85 04:25:20 EST
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Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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> This is your last chance to turn back.
> 
> As read in a McDonalds someware in Canada...
> 
> 	Our Ronald who art in Hamberger-Heaven
> 	Howelld be thy Big Mac
> 	They grill orders done
> 	Thy will be done in the lobby as it is in comercials.
> 	Give us this day our Quarter-Pounder
> 	And forgive us our small messes
> 	As we forgive those who mess up our lobby
> 	And lead us not into Burger King
> 	But deliver us from Wendy's
> 	For thyn is the Kingdom
> 	The power and the glory
> 	For ever and ever
> 
> 		Thank-you call again!
> -- 
> 
>                                                                     Adam R. Iles
> 
> ================================================================================
> 
>                  THIS ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
>                    THE NATIONAL SOCIETY TO SAVE THE HUMANS.
> 
> ================================================================================
> 
>     Send all donations to:
> 
>                 ...{decvax,ihnp4,utcsrgv,{allegra,linus}!utzoo}!utcs!adam
 
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Two things; one,I am a Christian and I was not offended.
And secondly, I like your bit about saving the humans.
Now, here's my offering.  What is red and brown, red and brown and      
red and brown?   Rudolph in a tornado.

                  Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!
         
                       DAVE BROWN