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Subject: Lawyer Joke
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Date: Wed, 16-Jan-85 16:17:00 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 16 16:17:00 1985
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What's the difference between a dog squished in the middle of a 
road and a lawyer squished in the middle of a road?
 






















	The skid marks in front of the dog.