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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Wait, there's more!
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Date: Mon, 21-Jan-85 00:59:54 EST
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I hate to do it, but I'm going to include the whole
joke from before...
> There was this guy who really needed a job, but he had no arms.
> The only job left in his village was that of a bell ringer for
> the town church.  He asked the priest for the job, but the priest
> expressed doubts that the poor man could do the job.  The man
> assured the priest he could do his duties, and proceeded to 
> demonstrate.  He ran up to the bell tower and ran at the bell,  
> hitting it with his face, and the bell rang!  The priest was shocked,
> but the man obviously needed a job so the priest gave it to him.
> After a month of making the bell toll with his face, it was finally too
> much for the man.  After one particularly beautiful tone, he staggered
> around the bell tower, fell off the ledge, plummeted to the ground, and
> died.  As he fell, the mayor of the town and the priest were walking 
> below.  The man hit the ground right in front of the two.
>   "Omigod!"  cried the mayor.  "Who is this poor man?"
> To which the priest replied...
>     "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell."
Similar to how I heard it, but you didn't finish it!
The twin brother of the dead man, also with no arms,
came to the priest and informed him that he wanted to
carry on the duties of his dead brother as a family
duty.  He demonstrated his bell ringing ability much
as his brother had, and the priest gave him the job.
Alas, this man too didn't last very long at the job,
and one day he also staggered and fell to his death.
Again, the mayor and priest were walking below at the
time and the mayor again asked the priest if he knew
the poor unfortunate man.  The priest replied...

"I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
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