Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site mako.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxb!mhuxn!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!vax135!cornell!uw-beaver!tektronix!orca!mako!seifert From: seifert@mako.UUCP (Snoopy) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: At last! The Jan vs. Loni results! Message-ID: <542@mako.UUCP> Date: Sat, 26-Jan-85 20:12:35 EST Article-I.D.: mako.542 Posted: Sat Jan 26 20:12:35 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 30-Jan-85 04:33:45 EST Reply-To: seifert@mako.UUCP (Snoopy) Organization: The Daisy Hill Puppy Farm Lines: 117 Keywords: WKRP Jan Loni Watermellons survey OK, Gang, here's the survey results you've been waiting for! The question was: Which do you feel is more attractive (overall), Pam or Loni? These ladies are the actresses that were regulars on the TV show, "WKRP". (one of the few good TV shows of the past few years) The raw numbers: Pam (actually Jan) --- 30 ( "Bailey" ) Loni --- 0 ( " Jennifer" ) Bullwinkle --- 1 ( playing himself ) "Marcia" --- 1 (of "the Brady Bunch") Poor Loni, doesn't *anyone* like fake haircolor? (and probably fake other things as well) And now, the text of a few (ok, several) selected messages: (names deleted to protect the guilty) comments in square brackets [] are mine. ---------------------------------- Pam, definitely. And I always thought that I was in the minority on this one (!). I definately vote for Jan Smithers (Bailey). She's far more attractive, and her character is much more interesting than Loni's. Pam. I have always felt that she was the sexier of the two. I'd like to cast my vote for Bullwinkle. [ OK, fine ] I vote for Pam. Sorry Loni. Pam all the way! [ careful, you're getting my terminal all sticky... ] Put me down as one vote for PAM. I never have been into big tracks of land. I vote for Pam -- I'll take 2 handfulls over 2 watermellons anyday. [ kittens, footballs, and now land and watermellons AAUUGGGHH! ] Definitely Pam Smithers! I want Pam. NOW! [ don't we all? ] a vote for the girl that played Marcia on the brady bunch. [ guess not ] I would go for Pam Smithers any day over Loni Anderson. I don't vote for Loni. [ if Bullwinkle and Marcia don't object, I'll take that as a vote for Jan ] Well, to begin with, it's Jan Smithers, not Pam Smithers, and I think she blows Loni Idiotson out of her silicone. Her name is *JAN* Smithers, by the way. I'm female, so I probably don't count, but I always thought she was hands-down the winner. [ hands, face, and everything else! *ahem* Anyway, the rules never placed gender restrictions on voting ] I vote for Pam Smithers. I find it difficult to distinguish her from whoever played Mrs. Kotter on "Welcome Back Kotter". Perhaps they are the same person? Anyway, she's [Jan] clearly my choice. the other is too plastic. Your new signoff is distinctly pornographic. I *never* thought of "being in the doghouse" from that perspective! Then again, maybe it's just the sign of (my) warped mind. [ wait a minute, this is net.singles, not net.women (as if anyone were still reading the porno debate) ] ###### # # ## # # # # # # ## ## ###### # # # ## # # ###### # # # # # # # # # # # # [ ok, I hear you, I hear you! ] Assuming that Pam is the one who plays Bailey (sp?), then I'd have to agree that Pam is more attractive to me. She is one of the prettiest women I've ever seen. Well, here's one more vote for Pam ... she always appeared to be more of a real person, & just more interesting overall than Loni. I'll take a cute human over a mannequin any day. ------------------ that's all folks ------------------- _____ |___| the Bavarian Beagle _|___|_ Snoopy \_____/ tektronix!mako!seifert \___/ The doghouse is not intended to be pornographic. The opinions expressed above are those of all sorts of people, and certainly not those of Tektronix. How could a corporation watch television, anyway???