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Subject: Limericks Wanted by Lady in Palo Alt
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Date: Wed, 23-Jan-85 21:11:36 EST
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Limericks Wanted by Lady in Palo Alto, Calif.

1/23/85

I am collecting limericks to use as toasts.  If you have
any to share, please post them as responses to this
query.  The only three that I know follow.  (P.S.
You may have already received this request.  Our system
wasn't sending requests out properly several weeks
ago when I posted my original query..Thank you.)

THE FOUR HINGES OF FRIENSHIP

Friendship hinges around these four attributes:

LYING, STEALING, SWEARING, AND DRINKING

Use them as follows:

When you lie, you lie for a pretty women
When you steal, you steal away from bad company
When you swear, swear by your country
But when you drink, you drink with friends.


ANOTHER LIMERICK

Here's to you as good as you are
Here's to me as bad as I am
But as good as you are and as bad as I am
I'm as good as you are as bad as I am

AN OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE

Here's to you and here's to me
And may we never disagree
But if we do, then to heck with you
And here's to me.