Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1+some 2/3/84; site dual.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!dual!hav From: hav@dual.UUCP (Helen Anne Vigneau) Newsgroups: net.singles,net.flame Subject: Wally, the Rangers ain't gonna like this Message-ID: <913@dual.UUCP> Date: Tue, 22-Jan-85 18:51:14 EST Article-I.D.: dual.913 Posted: Tue Jan 22 18:51:14 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 24-Jan-85 05:42:59 EST Distribution: net Organization: Dual Systems, Berkeley, CA Lines: 178 Xref: watmath net.singles:5552 net.flame:7966 <*munch*> WARNING: This article is highly inflammatory and contains profanity. If you are easily offended, please do us both a favor and hit your "n" key now. ***************************************************************************** Okay, I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, Kurszewski. You attacked me for reasons which I don't pretend to know. I imagine you are some kind of misogynist. Maybe you're completely misanthropic. I don't really care. You have spewed into my mailbox thinking that no one would be any the wiser--that you could assault me and hide. You are scum, and you will regret it. AND NOW, BY POPULAR DEMAND, WALLY'S ATTACK (VERBATIM): => From ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 Fri Jan 18 03:04:38 1985 => Received: by dual.UUCP id AA01333; Fri, 18 Jan 85 03:04:25 pst => From: ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 => Message-Id: <8501181104.AA01333@dual.UUCP> => Date: 16 Jan 85 11:37:15 CST (Wed) => Received: by ihnp4.ATT.UUCP; id AA20439; 16 Jan 85 11:37:15 CST (Wed) => Apparently-To: !zehntel!dual!hav => Status: RO => >Article 5596 of 5597, Tue 16:48. => >Subject: Re: wearing rings => >From: hav@dual.UUCP (Helen Anne Vigneau) => >Path: ihnp4!zehntel!dual!hav => >Organization: Dual Systems, Berkeley, CA => >Newsgroups: net.singles => >Date: Tue, 15-Jan-85 16:48:31 CST => >Watch it; you're beginning to raise my temper. => Boy, oh boy, are we talking PMS or what? => >1. My name is *Helen Anne*. Please do not call me Helen; I do not => > like that name. => Helen, Helen, Helen. Awwwwww, pooooooor baby! => >The point was that the ring can serve as a "parasite repellent" when => >someone wants nothing beyond another notch on his bedpost. I'm not => >saying all men are like that; if they were, I wouldn't have been happily => >living with the same man for the last two and a half years. Some, => >however, are exactly like that, and I don't need to waste five minutes => >listening to asinine pick-up lines to figure this out and realize that => >*no way* is this person every going to be my friend. I'm out for a => >little more from people than a good lay, thank you. => Let me guess... You weigh over 250 pounds, nobody can stand you at work, => and that's why your living with a drunken garbage collector. You hate => those sleazy men with "asinine pick-up lines" because they never try to => pick YOU up! Gosh, all that frustration combined with PMS. It's no => wonder your attitude sucks. => >Yup. You're right. I've developed all sorts of meaningful => >relationships in bars; doesn't everyone? => Sounds like some poor, pitiful, desparado actually did hit on you! => >...talk about raw facts, the fact is that I don't hang out in meat racks. => That's because PORK prices are pitifully low! => >BACK OFF!!! Kindly don't make vast character assessments like that => >that; you don't even know me! => Who would want to with your personality? => >I sometimes go to a bar with a female friend. => Men would be better off if you were a lesbian instead of just bisexual. => >...I generally turn away from the "action" ... => The only "action" comming your way is a figment of your imagination. => >I'm sure my boyfriend would get a laugh out of that remark! Personally I => >think you're paranoid. And long-winded. => I get a laugh out of your "boyfriend". How does he stomach you? => "Paranoid"? "Long-winded"? You're the expert. => >...barnyard animal; after all, I'm lucky to be noticed. => BINGO!! And you're always noticed when the lights come on and the => bartender says, "Last call. Last call for drinks." - IF you're the => only female left in the bar AND the remaining men in the bar have had => at LEAST a fifth of Jack Daniels! => >After all, what is there to judge my by besides pretty face, nice body, => >clean hair? => Pretty face? HA! Nice body? HA! Clean hair? Try keeping the rest of => you clean for a change. Perhaps a waddle through a car wash might help. => Then your frustrations just might deminish. => >Certainly I don't have a mind, sense of humor, or emotions. => BINGO!! It looks like one or two brain cells DID survive. => >P.S. Ray, if you want to continue in this vein, why don't you meet me in => > net.flame; I read it regularly. => Your PMS/frustration ventings belong in the MAIL - NOT any news group. => Walt Kurszewski => ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 Yes, folks, that's it. That's the letter-bomb I mentioned in my last posting. I'm obviously a very fucked-up person. Or pig, to use Wally's word. Did I ask for any of this? I certainly didn't mean to! Any way, that article caused this next little delight to appear in my mailbox yesterday morning. I just don't understand. Maybe he's an AI project gone awry. Ideas??? => From ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 Sun Jan 20 21:36:54 1985 => Received: by dual.UUCP id AA26484; Sun, 20 Jan 85 21:36:47 pst => From: ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 => Message-Id: <8501210536.AA26484@dual.UUCP> => Date: 20 Jan 85 22:47:22 CST (Sun) => Received: by ihnp4.ATT.UUCP; id AA26494; 20 Jan 85 22:47:22 CST (Sun) => Apparently-To: !dual!hav => Status: RO => Helen, Helen, Helen, => >"Meet me in net.flame..." => I'd like to meet you in a dark alley. Dad told me never to take on => anyone three times my size, but I'll be happy to make an exception => for you. Listen, asshole. I'm just under 5'11" and weigh about 150 pounds. I'm usually a lover, not a fighter (as the saying goes), but in your case, I'd be happy to make an exception too. => I shudder at the thought of your PMS/frustration dribble burning up => cycles on hundreds of machines across the country. That's inhumane => to the net.flame readers of the world. Mail is where this discussion => stays. I shudder at the thought of how dense you are. I do not suffer from PMS. My SO would never know when my periods are if I didn't tell him. The net.flame readers of the world have "n" keys. Let 'em use 'em. Maybe your half of this discussion [sic] will stay in the mail. I have no intention of helping you to mask your abominable personality (if one can call it that) from the net. => You seem like a net.flame kind of person. Hot-headed swine. Please => keep your fat head/ass (you've got interchangeable parts) there and => out of net.singles. I'm Chuq's right-hand man and what he says => goes - YOU. Three hundred pound gum-drops belong in Willie Wonka's => factory and not in net.singles. Who's hot-headed swine? Personally, I think you have some confused ends and orifices yourself. Again, I'm not quite what you believe me to be. You haven't even made an intelligent point; you're just raving to see the words show up on the screen. If you have something to say, say it. Chuq, are you just gonna stand there and let him take your name in vain? => Lovingly Yours, => Wally => Walt Kurszewski => ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2 Fuck you, asshole. Helen Anne P.S. Everyone who sent me mail was amazed that I even got a response like that first one and said I should let you really have it. But I decided I'd go easy on you just this one last time.