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From: srm@nsc.UUCP (Richard Mateosian)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: net.men.only - no girlz allowed
Message-ID: <2262@nsc.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Jan-85 02:39:32 EST
Article-I.D.: nsc.2262
Posted: Thu Jan 24 02:39:32 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 25-Jan-85 05:24:36 EST
References: <1787@uvacs.UUCP> <316@wjvax.UUCP> <974@ihuxp.UUCP>
Reply-To: srm@nsc.UUCP (Richard Mateosian)
Organization: National Semiconductor, Sunnyvale
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Summary: 

In article <974@ihuxp.UUCP> wbpesch@ihuxp.UUCP (Walt Pesch) writes:
>
>Guys, I have always chosen the "Bike" brand of joc-straps.  However,
>it seems that lately I have been getting chafed.  

This is a common problem when the jock strap is worn in the "bite"
position (wrapped around the head with the wide part inserted between
the lips of the open mouth).  In your eagerness to speak, you are
suffering the common problem known as "chafing at the bite".

I'm sure the change you've noted recently can be attributed to this 
phenomenon.  I'm sure that when you first started using Bike jock straps
you wore them in the canonical "support" position, where chafing is
rarely a problem.

In other words, keep your mouth shut and your b*lls up, and your
problems will be greatly reduced.
-- 
Richard Mateosian
{allegra,cbosgd,decwrl,hplabs,ihnp4,seismo}!nsc!srm    nsc!srm@decwrl.ARPA