Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!cca!ima!pbear!peterb From: peterb@pbear.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Re: Idiots Message-ID: <13@pbear.UUCP> Date: Tue, 22-Jan-85 06:12:27 EST Article-I.D.: pbear.13 Posted: Tue Jan 22 06:12:27 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 25-Jan-85 06:36:16 EST Lines: 41 Nf-ID: #R:calmasd:-26400:pbear:8900003:000:1641 Nf-From: pbear!peterb Jan 21 09:54:00 1985 /* Written 6:07 pm Jan 20, 1985 by calmasd!cjn in pbear:net.flame */ /* ---------- "Re: Idiots" ---------- */ >In article aat@stat-l (Jeff Smith) writes: >>>This he could have done at any point in the minute during which I was >>>my brakes. Once past the front car, I finally had to pass the cretin >>>on the right. Any ideas on how to handle these incompetants? >> >>Sure. I like to carry a 10 pound bag of roofing nails beside me on >>the front seat, to be generously applied to the highway at appropriate >>times (:-). >> >> Jeff Smith > >50-caliber machine guns are also effective in roof-mounted turrets. :-). >-- >Cheryl Nemeth /* End of text from pbear:net.flame */ Well now, we can start to compile a list of objects/items that are useful in dealing with twits/idiots on the roads. If you are, add these to the list: 1) Gallon of paint 2) baseball bat 3) shotput (for the windshield) 4) LAW (so it isn't an armored vehicle, blast it anyway) 5) claymore (mounted on side of your car with a .5" steel backing plate. aim outward toward thy enemy. when passing, activate. They enemy shall no longer exist except in tiny bits and peices, or in the minds of those witnesses. Etc. You get the drift. I realize that some people don't drive the way that they should, and that other people get pissed at them and start talking of revenge (such as us). This is nice in 'thinking', but lets keep our minds from wandering into the possibility of actually trying. "... where the antelope and teddy bears playyyy..." Peter Barada ima!pbear!peterb