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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Stupid People's Court is... in session?
Message-ID: <317@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 30-Jan-85 02:16:18 EST
Article-I.D.: vax2.317
Posted: Wed Jan 30 02:16:18 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 1-Feb-85 01:07:12 EST
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Well, I've gotten mail before, but NEVER as much as in response to the
Stupid People's Court article.  And many of you asked for more.  And since I
have an ego the size of a Sherman tank, I can assure you that there will be
more SPCAs (Stupid People's Court Activations), but only when something
REALLY stupid is posted; not just the everyday run-of-the-mill net.flame
innanities.  Something annoying to the net as a whole.  Though The Court
issues a warning that the stuff on net.flame has been pretty weak as of
late, and that net.misc hasn't hardly had ANY weird articles.  Courseness
and namecalling are all well and good, but where is that disparging wit?
Where is that hilarious fencing of words of old?  Boy, net.flame people used
to NEVER take themselves seriously!  Oh, well, you can't go home again...

Anyway, just remember:

  If you've got a lame flame, don't take it to the net.  Take it to court.

		   ****** STUPID PEOPLE'S COURT!! ******

      "I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
       Elsewhere", won't scream, "FORGET IT, BLANCHE... IT'S TIME FOR 'HEE
       HAW'!!" "

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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