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From: wmartin@brl-tgr.ARPA (Will Martin )
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Lunchtime for Jack
Message-ID: <7714@brl-tgr.ARPA>
Date: Fri, 25-Jan-85 14:42:10 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 25 14:42:10 1985
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> Jack goes to an Italian restaurant...
> 
> Waitress:  Hello, what can I get you?
> Jack:      The spaghetti with garlic & olive oil looks good.
> 	   Does it contain any meat or cheese?
> Waitress:  No, it doesn't.
> Jack:	   So there's none in the sauce or anywhere?  Absolutely none?
> Waitress:  No, none at all.
> Jack:      That's great, 'cause I can't eat meat or cheese.
> <time passes>
> <waitress arrives with spaghetti>
> Waitress:   It's got some cheese on it, is that okay?
> 
> AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
> 
> 					-Jack Applin
> 					 Trapped in a world he never made
> 
> P.S.:
>    I ate garlic bread while she took it back.

Most garlic bread around here has at least a trace of Parmesian cheese
on it; you probably got zapped by that anyway...

Will