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From: weiss@gondor.UUCP (Michael Weiss)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Really stupid jokes
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Date: Wed, 23-Jan-85 21:52:31 EST
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*** REPLACE THIS joke WITH something funny. ***

Q:   Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A:   Because he was dead.

Q:   Why did the programmer die?

A:   He has a terminal disease.

A2:  He had a slipped disc.


(All together now......  *groooaaaaannnnn*)

-- 
-Michael  "on the the Twilight Node"  Weiss         UUCP...!gondor!weiss

     - The opinions expressed herein are those of my superiors,
       and are not neccesarily shared by myself.