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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Poles
Message-ID: <207@bgsuvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Jan-85 11:23:38 EST
Article-I.D.: bgsuvax.207
Posted: Thu Jan 24 11:23:38 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 25-Jan-85 09:51:18 EST
Organization: Bowling Green State University, OH
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     An American, a Russian and a Polack were crossing a open field, when they
came to a barbed wire fence.  As they approached the fence it spoke to them, 
saying "I am a magic fence.  When you jump over me, call out what you've always
wanted to be, and I will magically transform you into it!"
     The three of them were stunned at what they had just heard, but the
American decided to give it a try.  He got a running start, leaped over the
fence and cried out, "An Eagle!"  *POOF* he became an eagle.  Next, the Russian
jumped over the fence.  As he passed over the fence, he yelled, " I want to be 
a bear!"  *POOF* the Russian was transformed into a big bear.
     The Polack thought for a moment, then sprinted towards the fence, and made
a tremendous leap.  But, as he passed over the fence, he caught his pants on 
the barbed wire, tore his pants and screamed, " SHIT!! "

                               *POOF*






                                    Steven Schultz
                                    bgsuvax!schultz


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