Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 5/3/83; site ukc.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!mcvax!ukc!dgd From: dgd@ukc.UUCP (D.G.Dixon) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: kultueral joke 2 Message-ID: <4786@ukc.UUCP> Date: Tue, 22-Jan-85 07:20:00 EST Article-I.D.: ukc.4786 Posted: Tue Jan 22 07:20:00 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 26-Jan-85 10:23:17 EST Organization: Computing Laboratory, U of Kent at Canterbury, UK Lines: 43 So, this went for a job on a building site. He approached the foreman who was suspicious, having employed s before and asked him to come into the office and answer some questions. Q. " You're sure you have done this sort of work before?" A." Oh yes sir, to be sure." Q" right then, just answer a question. What is the difference between a joist and a girder?" A." That's easy " says the " .................. ......Joist wrote "Ulysses" and Girder wrote "Faust". ------------------------------------------ That's it ! ------------------------------------------