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From: israel@tove.UUCP (Bruce Israel)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: song parodies
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Date: Tue, 22-Jan-85 19:34:52 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 22 19:34:52 1985
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In article <56@osu-eddie.UUCP> pritch@osu-eddie.UUCP (Norman Pritchett) writes:
>Heard this on the radio and couldn't resist the urge to post it.
>Sung to the tune of "This land is your land"
>
>	This land is my land,  this land is my land.
>	This land's not your land, this land is my land.
>	I've got a shotgun; and you ain't got one.
>	This land was made for ju-st me.

The way that I heard it was:

This land is my land, it is not your land,
if you don't get off, I'll blow your head off,
I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one,
This land was made for me, not you.

And while we're on the subject of song parodies, here's another.  
Unfortunately, I can only remember two verses.  Anyone know the rest?

Puff the Jewish dragon lived in Palestine, 
and frollicked in the Autumn mist,
and drank Manishiewitz wine.
Little Rabbi Jacob loved that rascal puff,
and brought him soup and Matzah balls,
and other kosher stuff.

Then one day it happened, Puff was eating pork.
Little Rabbi Jacob took that dragon for a walk.
Gently he explained that dragons don't eat meat,
that come from little piggies who have dirty filthy feet.

-- 

Bruce Israel

University of Maryland, Computer Science
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