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From: crm@duke.UUCP (Charlie Martin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Jewish Humor: Part 11 'Jewish Rabbis
Message-ID: <5313@duke.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Jan-85 10:25:46 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 24 10:25:46 1985
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Reply-To: crm@duke.UUCP (Charlie Martin)
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In article <55@ISM780.UUCP> ed@ISM780.UUCP writes:
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>
>This reminds me of a similar joke.
>
>Rabbi Baskin, a prominent local Jewish leader, and Rev. Lewis, a
>prominent Baptist minister lived across from each other in a well-to-do
>neighbourhood.  Each was very conscious of maintaining the status quo,
>and one might even say that they were caught up in the "keeping up with
>the Joneses" syndrome.  No sooner had Rev. Lewis purchased a new John
>Deere mower/tractor, Rabbi Baskin rushes out and acquires a brand new
>Bolens riding mower.  The very day that Rabbi Baskin came home with
>a video recorder, Rev. Lewis was seen at the local video store examining
>the latest in video technology.
>
>Well, one day Rabbi Baskin spies out his living room bay window and
>notices that Rev. Lewis has traded his Ford LTD in for a brand new Lincoln
>Continental; not to be outdone, the Rabbi decides that it is time for
>his 1984 Chrysler New Yorker to be replaced by a 1985 Cadillac De Ville.
>
>In the ensuing days, Rabbi Baskin keeps a close eye on his neighbouring
>Reverend, and one day notices that the pastor is washing his Lincoln,
>dousing it with generous amounts of fresh water.  Without hesitation, the
>Rabbi rushes into his garage, emerging with a hacksaw.  Crawling beneath
>his new Cadillac, he promptly proceeds to cut the end off of the tailpipe.
>
>		(think it over a few times)
>
>Ed Lycklama
>decvax!cca!ima!ism780!ed

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