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From: mac@ptsfc.UUCP (Margaret Craw)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Pia Zadora Joke (Redundant?)
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Date: Mon, 28-Jan-85 19:47:31 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 28 19:47:31 1985
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You all know what a terrible actress Pia Zadora is.  Well, she was
once playing the part of Anne Frank in "The Diary Of (same)" and she
was soooo bad.  How bad was she???

Well, when the Nazi Storm Troopers broke into the house where the
Franks were hiding, the entire audience shouted out together....

          "SHE'S UPSTAIRS!!!"