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From: roth@ut-sally.UUCP (Mark Roth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: more elephant jokes
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Date: Wed, 30-Jan-85 11:42:28 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 30 11:42:28 1985
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Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires!

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

A: To stamp out burning ducks!



Q: Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?

A: Because elephants are jumping out of trees!

Q: Why are pigmies so short?

A: Because they went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon!


Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?

A: With a blue shotgun!

Q: How do you kill a red elephant?

A: Twist his trunk until he turns blue and use a blue shotgun!

That's all for now folks.