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From: coffin@mot.UUCP (Chris Coffin)
Newsgroups: net.consumers,net.jokes
Subject: Re: NEW Improved Definition
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Date: Thu, 31-Jan-85 17:55:52 EST
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Have you ever notices signs that state...
      For your convienience...

Usually really mean...
      For our convienience...

example:
For your convienience...
Our opening hours have been changed from
7AM-6PM Mon-Sat
to
10AM-2PM Tues-Thurs.

			 Chris Coffin
{allegra,ihnp4}!siesmo!ut-sally!oakhill!mot!coffin