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From: jim@tellab3.UUCP (Jim Gast)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Plz send oxymorons
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Date: Wed, 30-Jan-85 23:05:10 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 30 23:05:10 1985
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I am trying to put together the world's largest collection of oxymorons
for my eighth grade language arts project.

Please send your funniest, dumbest, favorite, and most ingenious to:

		Jim Gast (my dad)
		ihnp4!tellab1!tellab2!jim