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From: jeff@rtech.ARPA (Jeff Lichtman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Extra! Hey Look at the Headlines
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Date: Thu, 31-Jan-85 21:17:21 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan 31 21:17:21 1985
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> The following newspaper  headlines are printed exactly as they originally 
> appeared in some of America's newspapers.  You may refer to the "Columbia
> Journalism Review" for more about them.  Some comments, put inside paren-
> theses, have been added for the sake of humor.
> 

This one appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle:

	"Dangerous Bowling Pins Found in Chicken Coops"

The article really was about dangerous bowling pins in chicken coops!
The pins were coated with a material that would produce poisonous gas
if burned.
-- 
Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.)
aka Swazoo Koolak