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Subject: Some More "Do Its"
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Date: Mon, 4-Feb-85 17:46:00 EST
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[Apologies if any of these have already been posted]

Actresses all want to do it with Oscar.
Airline employees do it non-stop.
Algebraists do it in groups.
Ancient Frenchmen did it with a lot of gall.
Archers do it with their beaus.
Astrologers do it with goats and virgins.
Bad golfers do it roughly.
While the Beatles do it in the road with a little help from their friends, the
BT Express do it till they're satisfied.
Biochemists do it in small round containers.
Colonel Sanders would do it, then lick his fingers.
Congressmen do it with whips.
Deadheads do it till the morning comes.
Democrats did it with a woman for the first time last year!
Fundamentalists do it by the Book.
Hackers do it without authorization.
Harold Stassen does it every four years.
Ice cream lovers do it on Sundays.
Lexical analysts do it with their grammars.
Marathon runners just want to go all the way.
How's Mayor Koch doing it?
Meteorologists get it right some of the time.
Minutemen don't do it unless they see the whites of your eyes.
Nuns do it out of habit.
People with amnesia
Poker players do it till they drop.
Poles stand in line to do it.
Polo players do it on horseback.
Procrastinators will do it later.
Punners do it until you groan.
Ranchers do it till the cows come home.
Sam I Am does it with a fox or in a box, on a train or in the rain, ...
Seafood lovers get the crabs.
Sir Edmund Hillary did it on top.
Skydivers do it with arms and legs spread far apart.
Submitters to net.announce do it with moderation.
Television advertisers do it for 17 minutes each hour.
William Shatner did it enterprisingly before becoming a Hooker.
Zamboni drivers, like typesetters, do it between periods.

Ken Kaufman (uiucdcs!kaufman)