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Subject: Re: Wally, the Rangers ain't gonna like this  <FLAME!>
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Date: Wed, 23-Jan-85 23:57:10 EST
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[Some morsels from that letter Helen Anne Vigneau got and posted]

=> Boy, oh boy, are we talking PMS or what?

=> Let me guess... You weigh over 250 pounds, nobody can stand
=> you at work, and that's why your living with a drunken garbage
=> collector. You hate those sleazy men with "asinine pick-up
=> lines" because they never try to pick YOU up! Gosh, all that
=> frustration combined with PMS. It's no wonder your attitude
=> sucks.

=> The only "action" comming your way is a figment of your imagination.

=> BINGO!! And you're always noticed when the lights come on and
=> the bartender says, "Last call. Last call for drinks." - IF
=> you're the only female left in the bar AND the remaining men
=> in the bar have had at LEAST a fifth of Jack Daniels!

=> Walt Kurszewski
=> ihnp4!ihuxl!walt2

[Helen Anne then asks]
>> Yes, folks, that's it. That's the letter-bomb I mentioned in my
>> last posting. I'm obviously a very fucked-up person. Or pig, to
>> use Wally's word. Did I ask for any of this? I certainly didn't
>> mean to!

>> Any way, that article caused this next little delight to appear
>> in my mailbox yesterday morning. I just don't understand. Maybe
>> he's an AI project gone awry. Ideas???

It's pretty obvious, Helen Anne, that this poor nerd has a *CRUSH*
on you.  It's elementary adolescent psychology.  I'm sure you know
the type--you just thought you'd seen the last of them in about
8th grade.  And your continued replies in kind are just whipping him
into more and more of a frenzy.  "And they called it puppy love..."
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