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From: peterb@pbear.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Rings and Bar Pickups
Message-ID: <20@pbear.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 24-Jan-85 03:14:47 EST
Article-I.D.: pbear.20
Posted: Thu Jan 24 03:14:47 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 27-Jan-85 07:45:02 EST
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Nf-From: pbear!peterb    Jan 23 10:30:00 1985


	As for rings on fingers, this may sound stupid, but if a person is
married, why would they cruise a bar alone? So if I see a lady who is
flashing a ring that is in a bar alone, I automatically think "Hey, steer
wide of this one, it ain't what you want". Now before you shoot a bacardi 151
flamer at me, let me explain myself.

	If I'm at a bar, I don't check ladies fingers first, I do last. Hey,
if a lady wants to strike up a conversation with me after batting around
opening lines, I don't care if she has a ring on. But if they have the
attitude of using the ring as a "pest repellent" then I am not going to
bother since that is the same as wearing a neon sign that says "BUZZ OFF!"

	So ladies, please if you want to use a ring as a "pest repellent"
and are going to play the field looking for "Mr. Right", buzz off, you
irritate me. I don't like it when you advertize "come 'ere, come 'ere" and
then say "get away, get away" (I think that Bill Cosby does it better in
"adam and eve"). If you cruise the bars, you gotta take the good with the
bad.

	Now you can shoot the 151 flamer if you want.

	"...where the antelope and teddy bears playyyy...."

						Peter Barada
						ima!pbear!peterb