Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ncsu.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!mcnc!ncsu!druid From: druid@ncsu.UUCP (druid) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Ann Landers vs. Johnny Carson Message-ID: <2780@ncsu.UUCP> Date: Sat, 26-Jan-85 17:59:30 EST Article-I.D.: ncsu.2780 Posted: Sat Jan 26 17:59:30 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 28-Jan-85 07:38:33 EST Organization: N.C. State University, Raleigh Lines: 24 <<>> Several nights ago, Johnny Carson took a little informal survey of his audience, to see how their reactions compared to those that Ann Landers received. Their responses were gauged on an applause meter. The questions are para-phrased from memory, but I think I captured the essence of them. The relevant questions and responses were as follows: Response on Applause Meter 1. How many women would prefer hugs to "the Act"? 20 2. How many women prefer "the Act" to just hugs? >100 3. How many men prefer a woman who just hugs? 5 (or prefer just hugs (something like that)) One other interesting question was: 4. How many men think that beauty is just skin deep? 0 I think that the men were still trying to figure out what he was really asking! That response caused a good laugh. Enjoy... dave /\ -- druid / daveh -- hesselberth \/ -- decvax!mcnc!ncsu!druid / ncsu!ievax!daveh --