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From: rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Professor Wagstaff)
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Subject: Re: Stupid People's Court vs. Various Nits
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Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 12:32:25 EST
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> Defendant #6:  "No, that's not it; you have to look at Judges IV,
> chapter III, verse 23, 'For when the Second Coming ariseth, yea, you
> shall have signs:  Screwdrivers will be raised against pistols, TV
> newspeople will be cloned, Joan Collins will marry, and Doonsebury will
> return.'"

I would expect that Judge Moriarty Wapner would realize that a passage this
good could not have come from the Bible, but rather from the Book of Ubizmo
(Text of Andigenes Fleptus, chapter III.VIII, verse 0).  In addition, he
neglected to mention what Ubizmo would do during his Second Coming, but
since this is a family newsgroup (i.e., everyone who read it is/was a member
of a family), I'll let those interested read from The Book themselves.

> (Lights dim.  Sky splits open.  A huge rubber mallot, resembling the
> 1000 TON weight that used to appear in early Monty Python sketches
> appears over the defendants.  The "BONK" sound effect can be heard for
> miles.)

Normally, a 16 ton weight sufficed in those "early" Monty Python sketches.
(Here we see the ancient Python man (homo pythonicus [Graham Chapman?])
engaging in primitive humor:  <knock knock>  "COME IN!"  <*crunch*>
"NO, OPEN THE DOOR AND COME IN!!!"   "SORRY!!!"  "MY BRAIN HURTS!!")

For example:			   :  : 
				 : :  : :
				 : ____ : 
			       :  /    \  :
			       : /  16  \ :
			        /  TONS  \ 
			       <__________>
--
"Remember, if you enjoyed reading this article half as much as I enjoyed
 writing it, then I enjoyed it twice as much as *you* did!"
      				Rich Rosen     {ihnp4|harpo}!pyuxd!rlr


(I'M SURE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD JUST LOVE TO SEE THIS HAPPEN...)
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