Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihu1m.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxb!mhuxn!mhuxm!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!ihu1m!gadfly From: gadfly@ihu1m.UUCP (Gadfly) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.nlang Subject: "(sp?)" considered wimpy. Message-ID: <311@ihu1m.UUCP> Date: Mon, 18-Feb-85 13:35:59 EST Article-I.D.: ihu1m.311 Posted: Mon Feb 18 13:35:59 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 20-Feb-85 03:17:47 EST Distribution: net Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 39 Xref: watmath net.flame:8425 net.nlang:2598 -- How many times have you come across the great net misspelling apology "(sp?)", as in Iran's "Iatola(sp?)"? What is going through such a writer's mind? Does he think maybe we haven't noticed that he doesn't know how to spell, and thus kindly points out this fact? Or maybe he thinks the apology makes the misspelling go away? Or maybe he wants to show that he cares about his spelling, but not quite enough to do anything about it? Look, you sniveling cowards--I don't care that you don't know how to spell, but to flaunt your illiteracy with "(sp?)" is really unacceptable groveling. You have to be a masochistic wimp to be so proud of your ignorance, yet so scared of your audience, that you emblazon all your imagined errors for public ridicule. Why not take your best guess and be done with it, ferchrissakes? I mean, you either care about good spelling or you don't. If you care, you'll get it right; if you don't, then stand up for your right to spell as you please. Your meaning will probably be clear enough, and nobody's going to accuse you of doing it wrong deliberately. And who knows--maybe you'll get lucky! This snippet from E.B. White's reminiscing about William Strunk in the introduction to their "Elements of Style" says it best: "I remember a day in class when he leaned far forward, in his characteristic pose--the pose of a man about to impart a secret--and croaked, 'If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud! If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loud!' This comical piece of advice struck me as sound at the time, and I still respect it. Why compound ignorance with inaudibility? Why run and hide?" -- *** *** JE MAINTIENDRAI ***** ***** ****** ****** 18 Feb 85 [30 Pluviose An CXCIII] ken perlow ***** ***** (312)979-7188 ** ** ** ** ..ihnp4!iwsl8!ken *** ***