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From: mom@sftri.UUCP (Mark Modig)
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Subject: Re: Which racial groups takes over the world.
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> > Hah!  It is well known that the left-handed people of Luxemborg are planning
> > to implement world domination in at least six weeks.  They are being funded
> > by those bloody Wombats again.
> 
> We left-handed people will win over the discrimination that plagues us.
> Scientists say that left-handed people are artistically superior, but
> right-handed people have tried to prevent us from taking our place in the
> world.  Have you ever noticed that single-arm chairs in high school
> were geared toward the comfort of right-handers (rities, we call them)?
> Have you ever suffered through the shame and embarrassment of sitting
> at a luncheon and bumping elbows with a right-hander as you tried to
> eat?  When will left-handers be sold a guitar he/she can play without
> special ordering it, I ask you?
> 
> M. Ashley
> ihnp4!ihuxm!marno

Count me in on the revolution--two hovercraft in every garage, a
satellite dish on every roof, and a pair of left-handed scissors in
every household!!!  As a survivor of terrible torture in the lower
grades to make me change my handedness, I stand ready to spring into
action to correct this malodorous belief that right is right!
It is true that  the proportion of (so-called) creative people
(artists, etc.) that are left-handed is greater than the proportion
of left-handed people in the whole population.  And, if you don't
believe that, consider that it is also true that the proportion
of murderers that are left-handed exceeds the proportion of lefties
in the general population.  So, be warned!!! Don't back us into a corner,
or get us riled, or else!!  Equal rights, I say.  Isn't one hand as
good as another?

Mark Modig
ihnp4!sftri!mom