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From: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: To Left-Handed Gentlemen and Ladies: SAYONORA, SUCKERS! HAHAHA!
Message-ID: <398@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 25-Feb-85 03:21:14 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 25 03:21:14 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 27-Feb-85 08:40:41 EST
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Reply-To: moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer)
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
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Ha!  You think anything's going to be done to help your pathetic little
minority?  A bunch of mealy-minded guava busters whose drivel could infect
cholera-laden mosquitos at a range of 50 feet?  It is to laugh. Ha! Ha Ha!
Our president, one of the finest minds in his bedroom, seems resitant to
helping anyone who is not waspy, white and looking like they're straight out
of old episodes of DOBIE GILLIS.  Unless they're Maynard.

We ambidextrous people will continue to play right-handed and left-handed
people against one another, so that we may garner even more fame, money, cpu
time and half-naked starlets.  And someday, when the lefties are hiding in
the space between the CAPTAIN CRUNCH boxes and the Pop-Tarts, we shall have
reached the pinnacle of *absolute power*!  Then we're buying condos on Maui
and getting out of the ratrace...

Whoops!  Mom is left-handed.  I hope she's not reading this, or I'm going to
get nothing for my birthday...

          "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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