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From: ix192@sdcc6.UUCP (Kenn the Kenf)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Computers Vs. Women (Rot 13 Just-In-Case)
Message-ID: <1915@sdcc6.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 14-Feb-85 05:52:46 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 14 05:52:46 1985
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Nobhg n lrne ntb, sbe bar fgenatr, qrzragrq ernfba be nabgure, V fng qbja
naq oenva-fgbezrq n srj bs gur nqinagntrf sbe zra gung pbzchgre unir bire
jbzra, va gur synibe bs gur "Phphzoref ner orggre guna zra" cbfgvat.
Guvf orvat Inyragvar'f qnl naq nyzbfg gbgnyyl vanccebcevngr, V svtherq
guvf jnf n tbbq n gvzr nf nal gb ercbfg gur ybg nf V guvax bhe cbfgarjf jnf
abg jbexvat ynfg lrne naljnlf.  Naljnl.  Fb urer jr tb -


		PBZCHGREF NER ORGGRE GUNA JBZRA ORPNHFR:


N pbzchgre pna jnvg sberire sbe lbh

N pbzchgre qbrfa'g pbzcner lbh jvgu vg'f cnfg hfref

N pbzchgre qbrfa'g trg pnyyf sebz vg'f cnfg hfref juvyr lbh'er ybttrq va

N pbzchgre qbrfa'g zvaq ubj rkpvgrq lbh trg

N pbzchgre qbrfa'g gryy lbh ubj pbzcyrgryl grevssvp vg'f cnfg hfref unir orra

N pbzchgre vf ovt va nyy gur evtug cynprf

N pbzchgre arire sbetrgf lbhe oveguqnl

N pbzchgre jba'g nfx, "Ner lbh va?"

N pbzchgre jba'g nfx, "Vf gurer nabgure pbzchgre?"

N pbzchgre jba'g rira gnyx nobhg zneevntr

N pbzchgre jba'g snyy va ybir jvgu lbh whfg orpnhfr lbh unir frk

N pbzchgre jba'g trg ovgpul vs lbh'er fybj gb erfcbaq

N pbzchgre jba'g tenqr lbh ba ubj zhpu lbh fraq vg

N pbzchgre jba'g ybbx guebhtu lbhe purpxobbx

N pbzchgre jba'g zvaq ubj znal bgure nppbhagf lbh unir, be vs lbh xrrc trggvat
     arj barf

N pbzchgre jba'g fnl, "Yrg'f whfg or sevraqf"

N pbzchgre jba'g funir jvgu lbhe enmbe

N pbzchgre'f znvagnvanapr crefbary qba'g pebff-rknzvar lbh rirel gvzr lbh ybt va

Pbzchgref ner rnfl gb ghea ba

Pbzchgref ner ernql jura lbh ner

Pbzchgref ner irel erfcbafvir

Pbzchgref nera'g vagb svaqvat bhg ubj sne lbh'yy tb gb xrrc lbhe nppbhag

Pbzchgref qb rirelguvat lbh gryy gurz gb

Pbzchgref qba'g pner nobhg ntr qvssreraprf

Pbzchgref qba'g pner vs lbh'er zneevrq

Pbzchgref qba'g trg certanag

Pbzchgref qba'g trg hcfrg vs lbh hfr bgure pbzchgref

Pbzchgref qba'g vafvfg ba sbercynl

Pbzchgref qba'g yrnir unve va lbhe grrgu

Pbzchgref qba'g znxr lbh zrrg gurve cneragf

Pbzchgref qba'g zvaq vs lbh funer gurz jvgu n sevraq

Pbzchgref qba'g zvaq fcraqvat ubhef ba gur cubar jvgu lbh

Pbzchgref qba'g cynl urnq tnzrf hayrff lbh nfx gurz gb

Pbzchgref arire nfx lbh gb pnyy gurz va gur zbeavat

Pbzchgref arire unir urnqnpurf 
     be gnxr envapurpxf 
     be unir n phesrj 
     be unir gung gvzr bs gur zbagu

Pbzchgref jba'g zvaq vs lbh qba'g yvxr gurve sevraqf

Vs lbh qba'g yvxr gur srry bs bar grezvany lbh pna rnfvyl fjvgpu gb nabgure 
     va yrff guna n zvahgr

Fvmr qbrfa'g pbhag gb n pbzchgre

Gur nirentr pbzchgre frffvba ynfgf sbhe ubhef

Gurer'f n fvzcyr, rnfl pbzznaq gb trg n pbzchgre gb tb qbja ba lbh

Jvgu n pbzchgre, lbh arire unir gb fnl lbh'er fbeel

Jvgu n pbzchgre, lbh arire unir gb jrne n pbaqbz

Lbh pna ybt vagb frireny pbzchgref ng bapr

Lbh pna ghea bss n pbzchgre 

Lbh pna ivfvg n pbzchgre nal gvzr lbh yvxr, naq vg'yy or hc naq ernql sbe lbh

Lbh qba'g unir gb gryy pbzchgref lbh ybir gurz

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