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From: shaprkg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Bob Shapiro)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YABJ (Yet another bar joke)
Message-ID: <1759@sdcrdcf.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 14-Feb-85 10:44:27 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 14 10:44:27 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 16-Feb-85 01:40:27 EST
Reply-To: shaprkg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Bob Shapiro)
Organization: System Development Corp. R+D, Santa Monica
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   A Jew and a Chinaman were sitting in a bar having a drink together. After
a while the Jew looks at the Chinaman and then neatly lays him out with a
right cross. As the dazed Chinaman staggers to his feet he says to the Jew -

  "Why did you do that?"

  The Jew replied  "This is December 7".

  The Chinaman then said "But I am Chinese not Japanese. I didn't start the
war."

  The Jew replied "Chinese, Japanese its all the same to me."

  A little while later they were back drinking together and this time the
Chinaman rears back and belts the Jew right in the chops.  From his prone
position the Jew cries out -

  "Why did you do that?"

   The Chinaman replied "This is for the Titanic"

   The Jew then said "But I didn't sink the Titanic. It hit an iceberg."

   The Chinaman replied "iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg its all the same to me"