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From: steiny@scc.UUCP (Don Steiny)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: deteriorita
Message-ID: <425@scc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 15-Feb-85 23:39:09 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 15 23:39:09 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 16-Feb-85 02:11:55 EST
Organization: Personetics, Inc. - Santa Cruz, Calif.
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DETERIORATA

GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE &
WASTE, & REMEMBER WHAT COM-
FORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A
piece thereof.  Avoid quiet & passive persons unless you are in
need of sleep.  Rotate your tires.  - Speak glowingly of those
greater than yourself and heed well their advice even though
they be turkeys; know what to kiss and when.  - Consider
that two wrongs never make a right but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.  Be comforted that
in the face of all aridity & disillusionment and despite the
changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in
computer maintenance.  - Remember the Pueblo.  Strive
at all times to bend, fold, spindle, & mutilate.  Know your-
self; if you need help, call the FBI.  Exercise caution in your
daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.  Be assured that a
walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get
your feet wet.  Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your
face.  - Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean
air, tuna, Taiwan; and let not the sands of time get in your
lunch.  - Hire people with hooks.  - For a good time, call
606-4311; ask for Ken.  Take heart amid the deepening gloom
that your dog is finally getting enough cheese; and reflect that
whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse
in Milwaukee.  - You are a fluke of the universe; you have
no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the
universe is laughing behind your back.  - Therefore make
peace with your God whatever you conceive Him to be; Hairy
Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.  - With all its hopes, dreams,
promises, & urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. 
Don't give up! 
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